When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!