Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...