A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...