A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
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Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
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This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...