A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
How to Catch a White Elephant
How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....