Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...