Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...