Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...