Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...