Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...