User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...