Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...