If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
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Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...