Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...