One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...