The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.