Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...