Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Office Worker Resolution
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Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...