Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
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Chain Letter Type IV
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What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
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The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
In your Face!!!
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Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
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