Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Ideal Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...