Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...