Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...