You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...