Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
The Job Interview…
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...