A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Unique job interviews
|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations...