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“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Insurance Form Statements
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I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
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