Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...