Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.