A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...