A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...