Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...