Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...