So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...