Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.