A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.