Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Reasons to allow drinking at work
|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work....
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...