You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Seashore with family
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a...