There’s a parrot on the plane
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Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
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The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
The wife is not speaking to me
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How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!