Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...