The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...