Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...