We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...