Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...