He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...