What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
I Spy
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play bingo
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Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels