Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...