Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy…In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...