A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...