Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....