Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...